After many years we have found our calling!!! Now I know what many of you are thinking, but sadly we will not be appearing in Porn, condom commercials, or writing children's albums. All very tempting but doomed for failure. Too much porn, who uses condoms anyways and really can you imagine anyone letting us near their children?
No boys and girls, our focus as of today will be..........Ddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrruuuummmmmmmm rollllllllllllllllllll please!!!
Create a restaurant to fail so that CHEF GORDON RAMSAY COMES AND SAVES US and ultimetly make us successful and rich!!!
Below you will find a list of the menu we will make for Chef Ramsay so he is disgusted and guilted into helping us:
1: The chef's special: Cheerios topped with Mashed potatoes, served chilled with a garnish of Captain Crunch. Served in Ice Cream Cones.
2. Chicken stuffed with steak, pork and bacon tar tar (served raw or dangerously undercooked for your enjoyment)
3. Bacon Wrapped Bacon with Bacon Bits for garnish.
Chef Ramsay Save Us and make us rich, famous, and add to our already vast plate of awesomeness!!!
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